You know the economy is tanking when this guy is looking for work. In other homelife news, in between preparing medical abstracts for an upcoming trial I received a call from the managers of Mac’s doggie-daycare facility. They were quite upset inasmuch as the pooch has allegedly been tweeting pictures of his junk to Schnauzers. While I agreed that such behavior surely merits some sanction and rebuke, I inquired why they weren’t focusing their efforts on restoring the fiscal health of the facility which is in dire straits. I also mentioned that in addition to the two rows the dogs have been waging against feral cats for a near decade, a new one with ill-defined objectives and without formal approval might be violative of the Dog Powers Act of 1973. My inquiries were brushed aside as the manager assured me “junk-tweets” was all I was capable of understanding.
Eat My Peashoot 